Day One

Today was my first day of highschool, freshman year. To be honest with you, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Sure your mom will cry and say, "Oh my little baby is growing up so fast! It seems only yesterday your dad and I were potty training you!" and gets her tears all over your brand new outfit (not that that actually happened TO ME, but still, maybe someone else). So you walk in those doors and you're nervous and about to start crying and you can't find your classes because you didn't take the time to go to open house (again, this DID NOT happen to me!) and a teacher asks you where you need to go. You tell her you need to find (place teacher's name here)'s room. They tell you where to go and you walk in contimplating which seat to sit in. You've already ruled out the front and back rows because 1.) you don'twant everyone looking at you, and 2.) you can't hear very well. That leaves the middle. In one seat there's a kid that can't stop sneezing, and in another, a kid who smells like a sewer. You go for the middle. Good choice. Except that's the seat that the teacher walks by the most so you can't text or use a calculator during your assignments. But trust me, if your first day is ANYTHING like mine it'll be a great year. Just keep reading this guide and I'll help you through your Freshman year of..... High school.